Some put-downs..
I understand that common sense is not something that blooms in every garden.
You might be the first person who has reached their full potential.
Big Brother would LOVE to have you on.
It’s nice that you’re committed to your level of understanding.
As an outsider, what are your views on intelligence?
I wish that I lacked common sense. You seem so happy.
You state the obvious with such a sense of discovery.
I like how you never let facts get in the way of your opinion.
I admire your courage to speak in the absence of knowledge.
You’ve mastered the tone of authority without the inconvenience of knowledge.
I can explain it to you, but I can’t understand it for you. It is impossible to underestimate you.
Between you and me, one of us is smarter than you.
The acoustics in your head must be amazing.
You have the kind of unshakeable belief that usually comes with competence.
As expected, from someone who has held a pen for the first time.
Knowing that you have the right to vote makes me want to get into politics.
I love how much smarter I feel each time I walk away from a conversation with you.
You’ve surpassed my expectations by meeting my expected standards.
There is a tree on this planet whose sole job is to provide oxygen for you. So go and apologise to it.
I envy the people you haven't met yet.
I refuse to engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
You light up every room you walk out of.
My expectations were already at ground level, but here you are with a shovel.
I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong.
Lastly,
You have the power to make people appreciate silence.