JustPaste
HomeCategoriesAboutDonateContactTerms of UsePrivacy Policy
JustPaste

Free online notepad — write and share instantly

Navigate

  • Home
  • Timeline
  • Categories

Info

  • About
  • Donate
  • Contact

Legal

  • Terms of Use
  • Privacy Policy

© 2026 JustPaste.app. All rights reserved.

Made with ♥ by JustPaste

Untitled Page | JustPaste.app
8 days ago11 views
📄Other

[1] "When we were young"

[2] "And were both in school"

[3] "We had to play..."

[4] (BOAT WHIRRING)

[5] (ICE CUBES RATTLING)

[6] (LIQUID POURING)

[7] (BLENDER WHIRRING)

[8] (ICE CUBES RATTLING)

[9] "But those years are over"

[10] "Don't worry, baby"

[11] "Those years are over"

[12] "Don't worry, baby"

[13] "We're all getting older"

[14] "You were at home"

[15] (BOAT WHIRRING)

[16] "Each of us carried\na separate load"

[17] Fuck you, Alisha!

[18] Fuck you!

[19] I always knew!

[20] I always knew!

[21] And the judge knew, too!

[22] So, fuck your alimony!

[23] You're there and I'm on\na fuckin' boat, baby!

[24] "Those years are over"

[25] (SLURPS)

[26] MAN 1: I should have\nfucked your sister

[27] when I had a chance!

[28] (DISTANT SHRIEK)

[29] "Those years are over"

[30] "Don't worry, baby"

[31] "We're all getting older"

[32] Alexa, kill the music.

[33] Alexa, stop...

[34] ALEXA: (ON SPEAKER) Okay.

[35] Thank you.

[36] (PANTS)

[37] Oh my God.

[38] (GRUNTS)

[39] (THUD)

[40] (SIGHS)

[41] (CLATTERING)

[42] (EXHALES)

[43] (PUMPS SHOTGUN)

[44] MAN 1: Hello!

[45] (DISTANT SQUEAL)

[46] MAN 1: You're on\nprivate property.

[47] On open water.

[48] What happens next,\nstays out here.

[49] Final warning.

[50] I'm comin'at you\nwith a loaded shotgun.

[51] (PANTS)

[52] (GROWLS)

[53] (CREATURE SHRIEKS)

[54] (PANTS)

[55] (THUMPING)

[56] Oh jee!

[57] (CREATURE GROWLING)

[58] (SIGHS)

[59] Well, we're on a boat.

[60] (PUMPS SHOTGUN)

[61] Let's party.

[62] (ROARS)

[63] (CREATURE MUNCHING)

[64] (SMACK)

[65] (WHEEZING)

[66] WEATHERCASTER: (ON RADIO)\n...and then rainfall.

[67] It's what?

[68] 103 is what it\nfeels like right now.

[69] Our high today was 93.

[70] So good, you know,\n10, 15 degrees above...

[71] ...the actual\nthermometer temperature.

[72] In the shade,\nit's where it's calculated.

[73] And we're running\ninto from 102 to 110.

[74] And that's the way it's gonna\nstay as we head through.

[75] Despite the number,\neverybody's in the 100s here.

[76] Feels like 104 for Lauderdale.

[77] And there you see 103\nin Miami, 105 in Homestead.

[78] Where is the rainfall?

[79] Too dry out there, up above.

[80] And so we're trying to squeeze\nout a couple of showers here.

[81] And we may get some...

[82] ...but this is gonna be far and\nfew between.

[83] (DOOR SQUEAKING)

[84] Hey, Trixi.

[85] (VACUUM CLEANER WHIRRING)

[86] (WATER FLOWING)

[87] (BUBBLES GURGLING)

[88] (TAPPING)

[89] (BUBBLES GURGLING)

[90] MAN 2: Doug, I know this isn't\na very popular term nowadays.

[91] So, when I say this...

[92] ...I want you to know\nit's a genuine question.

[93] From almost\na medical point of view.

[94] But are you fuckin' retarded?

[95] Doug?

[96] Uh, no.

[97] I don't think so.

[98] No.

[99] MAN 2: Trixi said on Tuesday

[100] you left a note in her locker\nor some shit.

[101] Like, what the hell?

[102] Uh, it was a poem.

[103] (SIGHS)

[104] Look...

[105] ...I got to let you go,\nbrother.

[106] What?

[107] MAN 2: I said\nI gotta let you go, brother.

[108] Why?

[109] Straight up, you've\ngotten pretty weird, man.

[110] I mean, a poem?

[111] That's the worst. I...

[112] I mean,\nyou're creepin'everyone out.

[113] This is constructive.

[114] I'm shootin' you\nstraight here, okay?

[115] DOUG: Yeah.

[116] Uh, I could...

[117] We got the same dealer, man.

[118] I'm not a fuckin'moron.

[119] Yeah.

[120] Doug, you haven't shown to\nthe last three staff meetings.

[121] If you had, you'd... you'd know\nwe got some big changes...

[122] ...goin'on around here.

[123] We're adding two bombshells\nfrom Miami to the roster.

[124] Adding that breakfast buffet.

[125] Uh, what about the fish?

[126] MAN 2: They're not here\nfor the fish!

[127] But...

[128] They're not here\nfor the fuckin'fish.

[129] They're here for the tits.

[130] A 100 grand later,\nI learned that the hard way.

[131] This VIP tank room,\nit was a pipe dream.

[132] I blew it.

[133] I was hopeful.

[134] I like Florida. I like fish.

[135] I had a little fish tank\nwhen I was a kid...

[136] ...but shit, this is a bust.

[137] No one wants to look at fish.

[138] They wanna look at tits.

[139] They wanna focus on a nut,\nnot a grouper.

[140] It's simple shit.

[141] I gotta pivot.

[142] It's just business, man.

[143] Doug, you need some help, man.

[144] Get some help.

[145] (PUCK CLICKING)

[146] (INDISTINCT LYRICS)

[147] So, uh, you, uh, excited?

[148] For what?

[149] Hmm, to bowl.

[150] I guess so.

[151] (INDISTINCT LYRICS)

[152] DOUG: You just wanna square up...

[153] ...with the pins there,\nreal good...

[154] ...and you gotta get prepped...

[155] ...and then you just do\nthree, two, one.

[156] You see?\nThree, two, one.

[157] (BALL RUMBLING)

[158] (THUD)

[159] DOUG: Not... not great.

[160] But, uh, Dad's still learnin'.

[161] (BOWLING PINS RATTLING)

[162] "Really can't explain"

[163] "Just yesterday morning"

[164] "I saw your face a..."

[165] (KEYS JINGLING)

[166] (BIRDS CHIRPING\nAND SQUAWKING IN BACKGROUND)

[167] Well, maybe next weekend we\ncan get you out to the beach.

[168] Take the boat out and stuff.

[169] Um, yeah, maybe.

[170] (CAR DOOR CREAKS)

[171] (BIRDS SQUAWKING\nIN BACKGROUND)

[172] Close the door.

[173] (CAR DOOR SHUTS)

[174] WOMAN 1: Oh, hey, munchkin.

[175] Did you have a fun day?

[176] Okay, good.

[177] - Hi.\n- (SIGHS)

[178] Hi.

[179] Hey.

[180] Um, Keith PayPaled you\nsome money. Did you get it?

[181] Uh, I saw that.\nYeah, I thought that...

[182] - I don't know. It's like a...\n- MAN 3: Yo, Doug!

[183] PayPaled you 200! You get it?

[184] Cool.

[185] That's for her, okay?

[186] I want you\nto get her something nice.

[187] - Party's two weeks\nfrom tomorrow, so... - Yeah.

[188] Yeah.

[189] I'm sayin' it so you show up\nwith somethin', okay?

[190] Yeah. Uh, are we done?

[191] 'Cause I actually gotta go.\nReally gotta...

[192] WOMAN 1: You gotta\nfucking go?

[193] DOUG: Get home, so...

[194] Okay. Go on.

[195] Well, as I ain't doing you\nno fuckin'favors.

[196] "... my maker"

[197] Don't forget, okay?

[198] - Yeah.\n- "If I were a rich man"

[199] - I gotta go.\n- Bye.

[200] "I'd have been okay"\n"I'd have been okay"

[201] "But I had nothin'"

[202] Are you fucking kidding me?

[203] How's he doin'?

[204] WOMAN 1: How do you think\nhe's doin'?

[205] He's a fuckin'weirdo.

[206] "To find a second chance"

[207] "Oh"

[208] (LEAVES RUSTLING)

[209] (BOTTLES RATTLING)

[210] (INDISTINCT TV CHATTER)

[211] (DOOR CREAKS)

[212] DOUG: How we doing, fellas?

[213] Yeah, I know. I know.

[214] The bridge is backed up, all right?\nSo...

[215] (SIGHS)

[216] Okay, take it easy, Gus.

[217] You look kinda bloated.

[218] It's a big piece, Sandy.

[219] There you go.

[220] (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

[221] MAN 4: Strange little man,\nDougy.

[222] And the only thing\nthat's turned out right...

[223] ...was a candle.

[224] DOUG:\nUm, I don't have it, Ron.

[225] It's not here.

[226] Yeah, we would\nhave found it if it was.

[227] You remember my son,\ndon't you?

[228] Sup, player?

[229] Y'all used to build\nsandcastles right down here...

[230] ...while I was up here doin'\nblow with your daddy.

[231] Jesse, was it?

[232] Well, it's Gator now.

[233] *On account of I gotta say\nmuch but...

[234] ...I got a little bite in me.

[235] RON: That.

[236] And he's the best damn\ngator tamer...

[237] ...the Sunshine State's got\nto offer.

[238] GATOR: Yes, sir.

[239] I had a show up in Tallahassee\ngoin'on five years runnin'.

[240] It was until last month,\nBirtha...

[241] ...our biggest, she got my ass\ninto a death roll.

[242] Oh.

[243] Occupational hazard, huh?

[244] GATOR: Whoa!

[245] (GATOR SNIGGERS)

[246] GATOR: Whoa, whoa, whoa.

[247] Little man with them\nbig words.

[248] What's goin' on here, Daddy?\nI thought you said he was dim.

[249] No, no, I didn't say that.

[250] I said he was odd,\nbut that don't make him dim.

[251] Gator's been helping me...

[252] ...with the day-to-days\nin his downtime.

[253] Oh, uh, yeah, just, uh...

[254] Just been a bit of a bump.

[255] Get in line, Dougy.

[256] Life's built with walls\nof tough shit.

[257] I mean, you wanna hear what...

[258] ...I've been goin'\nthrough lately?

[259] (GRUNTS)

[260] I just found out that\nmy mediocre wife of 35 years...

[261] ...done gone gay.

[262] Oh, Debby, really? Uh...

[263] RON: Mm-hmm.

[264] Apparently, it's just Deb now.

[265] It's been\na multi-layered mind fuck...

[266] ...cause usually lesbians and I,\nwe get along great.

[267] Yep, Gator and I,\nwe've been livin'on the boat.

[268] I emailed you in depth\nabout all this shit.

[269] (GASPS)

[270] (GARBLING)

[271] RON: Let's see here.

[272] Sent to DougNelson@hotmail. com

[273] Subject, "Yo, we need to talk.

[274] Let's grab a beer soon,\ndot, dot, dot."

[275] No reply.

[276] (BUBBLES GURGLING)

[277] (COUGHS, GASPS)

[278] RON: Two weeks later.

[279] "Percs don't fall off trees.

[280] You owe me three grand.

[281] Let's be adult about this."

[282] Smiley face.

[283] (BUBBLES GURGLING)

[284] (SCREAMING)

[285] (GASPS, COUGHS)

[286] Three days ago,\nthe last one I sent.

[287] All caps.

[288] "Debby's gay,\nexclamation point.

[289] It all means nothin'...

[290] Need money yesterday."

[291] (DOUG GROANS)

[292] (DOUG GASPS)

[293] (THUD)

[294] (GROANS, COUGHS)

[295] RON: No reply again.

[296] (COUGHS)

[297] RON: Shit, son!

[298] Your daddy must be tired\nof rollin'around in his grave...

[299] ...watching this shit...

[300] I used to sit right here\nin the kitchen with him...

[301] High as kites, listenin'\nto him ramble on about...

[302] ACTOR 1: (ON TV) Oh no!

[303] ...how worried\nhe was about you.

[304] He used to say, "Something's\nnot right with that boy.

[305] He's off scratchin'his head,

[306] ...writin'his poems and shit."

[307] (SPLASHING)

[308] RON: But I'd assure him,\nI'd say,

[309] "Just give him some time\nto find his feet.

[310] Meet a nice lady\nand settle down.

[311] That's all that he needs."

[312] Well, here we are, Dougy.

[313] ACTOR 2: (ON TV) Oh, my gosh.

[314] You still livin'in his house.

[315] Drivin'around in his car.

[316] Still can't find your feet,\ncan you?

[317] (WAVES CRASHING)

[318] (DOUG GASPING)

[319] (WHIMPERS)

[320] (TRIGGER CLICKS, COUGHS)

[321] (GRUNTS)

[322] (DOUG WHIMPERS)

[323] (SMACKS GUN)

[324] (WAVES LAPPING IN BACKGROUND)

[325] NARRATOR: Did you know\nthat the ocean...

[326] ...is 71 percent\nof the Earth's surface

[327] ...and holds over 1.3 billion\ncubic kilometers of water?

[328] It is said that humans have\nonly discovered...

[329] ...around 5% of it,

[330] ...which leaves lots of room\nfor imaginations to run free.

[331] Over thousands of years,\nwe have heard sightings...

[332] ...of sea creatures...

[333] ...but one of them in particular\nhas continued to hold water.

[334] (ON PHONE) Sightings\nof mermaids date back...

[335] ...to the beginning of humanity...

[336] from lonely Christopher\nColumbus out at sea...

[337] ...all the way to today.

[338] From the Amalfi Coast of Italy\nto the shores of South Africa...

[339] ...these tails have continued\nto stand the test of time.

[340] Conflicting ideologies\nof the mythology.

[341] The western concept\nis beautiful...

[342] ...seductive singers that may\nhave been influenced...

[343] ...by the mermaids of Greek...

[344] NARRATOR 3: (ON PHONE)\nIn Slavic folklore,

[345] ...these monstrous creatures...

[346] ...travel in twos\nor threes from their school...

[347] ...hunting sinful sailors\nand fishermen...

[348] ...all around the globe.

[349] NARRATOR 4: (ON PHONE) They\ncommunicate not by singing...

[350] ...but a deafening screech...

[351] ...that has been documented\nas the sound of hell itself...

[352] ...by those who have heard it.

[353] Comment down below...

[354] ...which mermaid mythology\nis your favorite.

[355] And don't forget\nto click that button and subscri.

[356] (HOWLING IN DISTANCE)

[357] (CREATURE SHRIEKING IN DISTANCE)

[358] (THUDDING AND CLATTERING)

[359] (CREATURE SHRIEKING)

[360] (HISSES)

[361] (THUMP)

[362] (CREATURE HISSING)

[363] Whoa!

[364] (FRIDGE HUMMING)

[365] (INSECTS CHIRPING IN BACKGROUND)

[366] (WAVES CRASHING)

[367] Sorry, fellas.

[368] Okay.

[369] All right.

[370] - (GROWLS)\n- Whoa!

[371] Not cool, okay? No.

[372] That's not good.

[373] No.

[374] This is food.

[375] I'm being nice, okay? See?

[376] Mmm. Food.

[377] Okay.

[378] Yeah. Nice and slow.

[379] A little bit of...

[380] Yeah, okay.

[381] That's good.

[382] Yeah.

[383] Oh, yeah.

[384] Wow.

[385] That's good. Yeah.

[386] (GRUNTING)

[387] DOUG: Yeah.

[388] It's gonna take about half\nan hour for those to kick in.

[389] When they do...

[390] ...you're flyin'high.

[391] That's my good stuff.

[392] Percs.

[393] Uh, good news is I, uh...

[394] ...know pretty much...

[395] ...everything there is to\nknow about saltwater fish...

[396] ...but, uh, bad news...

[397] ...I'm not too good with women.

[398] Yeah.

[399] Or people in general.

[400] Yeah.

[401] But I think that's why\nthis could be good.

[402] You know?

[403] Healthy.

[404] For both of us.

[405] Just nice and easy, and, uh...

[406] Just nice and slow.

[407] Just nice.

[408] Slow.

[409] Yeah.

[410] (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

[411] (WAVES CRASHING\nAND BIRDS SQUAWKING)

[412] (POP)

[413] (SPLAT)

[414] (SQUISH)

[415] (TAPPING)

[416] (CLANK)

[417] (THUMPING)

[418] (DOOR LOCK CLUNKING)

[419] (DOOR CREAKS)

[420] (HISSES, GROWLS)

[421] (BANG)

[422] (CREATURE HISSING)

[423] (THUD)

[424] (CREATURE HISSING)

[425] (SNIFFING)

[426] (CREATURE MUNCHING)

[427] (PHONE BUZZES)

[428] (GROWLS)

[429] (PHONE BUZZES)

[430] (PANTS)

[431] (PHONE BUZZES)

[432] (THUD)

[433] (WHEEZING)

[434] DOUG: Oh, hey!

[435] (GRUNTING)

[436] (GROWLS)

[437] (YELLS)

[438] (CREATURE WHEEZING)

[439] (THUDDING)

[440] Ah!

[441] (LEAVES RUSTLING)

[442] WOMAN 1: (ON PHONE) Did you\nget her something yet?

[443] DOUG: Not yet. Uh...

[444] WOMAN 1: (ON PHONE) Of course\nyou haven't.

[445] I have a lot on my hands....

[446] ...right now.

[447] WOMAN 1: (ON PHONE) Oh yeah?

[448] Yeah.

[449] WOMAN 1: (ON PHONE) Okay.

[450] Is that why you can't pick\nup any of my phone calls?

[451] Hello?

[452] I... I just can't right now.

[453] I'm just really busy,\nso I... I can't.

[454] WOMAN 1: (ON PHONE)\nBusy with what, Doug?

[455] Sittin'in that house\nand gettin'fucking high all day.

[456] I'm with someone...

[457] ...and we're in the middle\nof somethin', so I can't.

[458] - I just... I gotta go. Okay? Uh, bye.\n- Are you pretendin'...

[459] ...to have a girlfriend\nright now?

[460] Look...

[461] ...we gotta, like...

[462] ...come to some\nsort of agreement here, okay?

[463] I gotta be able to trust you...

[464] ...and you gotta be able\nto trust me.

[465] Trust.

[466] Otherwise, I don't think\nthis is gonna work out.

[467] And you're probably scared.

[468] I'm scared.

[469] You know,\nit's new territory for me.

[470] But as scary as it is...

[471] (SIGHS)

[472] As scary as it is,\nI just gotta say...

[473] ...I don't know how to say this,\nso I'm just gonna say it.

[474] You're kinda making me\nfeel some things, okay?

[475] Yeah, I know it's... it's,\nlike, really wrong or whatever...

[476] ...and it's weird,\nand it's probably not good...

[477] ...but, you know, here I am,\nfeelin'it.

[478] I don't know why,\nI don't know how.

[479] I don't even know what it is.

[480] It's not sexual or anything.

[481] And I'm not into God\nor anything like that.

[482] Like, a realist.

[483] But when I saw you...

[484] ...I just thought of all\nthe places on the planet...

[485] ...of all the days and times...

[486] ...there we both\nwere ready to go.

[487] It's like I could\nfeel it coming.

[488] It's like it was destiny.

[489] What do you think about that?

[490] Yeah.

[491] It's kind of a methy,\nstripper name, but...

[492] (SCOFFS)

[493] Hell, welcome to Florida.

[494] "I only wanna dance\nwith you"

[495] "When I don't,\nmy heart is blue"

[496] "Don't want my kicks"

[497] "From someone else"

[498] "Can't watch the sunrise\nall by myself"

[499] "My sweetheart"

[500] "When are you coming home"

[501] "I only wanna sleep\nin your arms"

[502] "So I can keep you safe\nfrom harm"

[503] "I tiptoe around"

[504] "So I don't wake you up"

[505] "We roll around\nin forget-me-nots"

[506] "My darling"

[507] "Don't let it burn alone"

[508] "I only wanna dance with you

[509] "Only with you"

[510] "Only with, only with you"

[511] "Only with, only with you"

[512] I used to lay here\nwith my mom like this.

[513] She, uh, she smoked too much.

[514] She's just gone one day.

[515] Only woman in my life\njust, uh, gone.

[516] Well, you know, unless you...

[517] ...count Tina,\nLayla's mom.

[518] We only had sex once.

[519] You believe that?

[520] That's all it took.

[521] First and only time.

[522] I was at a bar.

[523] She was there\nwith her friends...

[524] ...and they kept, like, pushing\nher into me.

[525] It was like a joke.

[526] She said that I turned her on...

[527] ...'cause I looked like a kid.

[528] So, I brought her back here...

[529] ...and, uh, Dad was passed out\nin his wheelchair.

[530] Just drunk in front of the TV.

[531] Yeah.

[532] Went in my room, and, uh,

[533] I was... I was loud...

[534] ...you know, having sex...

[535] ...'cause I guess I wanted him\nto hear me.

[536] You know, like,\nI wanted him to hear me...

[537] ...so he knew I was a person.

[538] A normal person,\njust doing what people do.

[539] I can't even talk to\nmy daughter anymore.

[540] She's started to look at me\njust like everybody else does.

[541] She's, like, embarrassed.

[542] (GRUNTING)

[543] Oh, okay.

[544] All right.

[545] Grouchy girl.

[546] Okay, let's get you set up.

[547] (Objects clatter)

[548] (WHEELCHAIR CLUNKING)

[549] (WHEELS SQUEAKING)

[550] (CAR DOOR SHUTS)

[551] (TRUNK CREAKS)

[552] (DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE)

[553] (WHEELCHAIR CLUNKING)

[554] DOUG: Hey.

[555] (CLUNK)

[556] (WHEELS SQUEAKING)

[557] (MUSIC PLAYING\nAND KIDS YELLING IN DISTANCE)

[558] DOUG: Um, okay. Are you sure?

[559] (CHUCKLES)

[560] DOUG: Well, I... you know, I wish\nyou would have told me sooner...

[561] ...but obviously, uh,\nit was pretty fast.

[562] So, not ready,\nyou're not ready.

[563] And, uh, last thing I wanna do\nis try to f...

[564] MAN 3: You out already?

[565] Hi.

[566] Oh... ah, I thought\nI left it in the car.

[567] It was in my pocket.

[568] Cargo. The cargo pocket.

[569] (CHUCKLES)

[570] This the, uh, the lucky lady?

[571] Destiny, right?

[572] Yeah, uh...

[573] Uh-huh. Yeah.

[574] She doesn't speak English,\nso...

[575] Yeah, Tina mentioned that.

[576] It's, uh, it's exotic.

[577] I get it. I dig it. It's fun.

[578] Where's she from?

[579] Huh? Uh...

[580] The Atlantic.\nShe's from the... little...

[581] ...a little place\nin the Atlantic.

[582] - It's, like, uh, south of Atlantic.\n- Miami?

[583] DOUG: South of, uh...

[584] Key West.

[585] I can't remember.

[586] (CHUCKLES)

[587] Yeah, rough area.

[588] Really rough area.

[589] That's also why\nshe's paralyzed.

[590] Oh Jesus, Doug.

[591] Yeah, I know.

[592] It's, uh, not good\n'cause of, um...

[593] Gangs.

[594] There are gangs there,

[595] ...and you know,\nthere was a drive-by,

[596] ...so they got her.

[597] Yeah, it's brutal,\nas you can see.

[598] Well, I actually can't see\n'cause...

[599] Huh?

[600] MAN 3: You're kinda\nblockin' her there.

[601] Oh.

[602] Uh...

[603] Yeah.

[604] Just spin her around\na little bit.

[605] DOUG: All right.

[606] (WHEELS SQUEAKING)

[607] Oh, there she is.

[608] (CAMERA CLICKS)

[609] DOUG: I made that\nfor your grandma

[610] ...when she was in the hospital.

[611] She, uh, hated\nthe medical bracelets.

[612] Said they kept reminding her\nshe was dying.

[613] So, I made her that\nto remind her of life!

[614] Yeah, you know, just, uh,\nkeep fighting, you know?

[615] No matter what it takes,\nkeep goin'.

[616] That's what it's all about.

[617] Thanks.

[618] Layla.

[619] (QUICK RECEDING FOOTFALLS)

[620] (WOMAN CLEARS THROAT)

[621] WOMAN 1: Doug, can I talk\nto you for a second?

[622] Private.

[623] Now?

[624] You'll be fine\nfor a few minutes, okay?

[625] (DRINK POURING)

[626] Okay.

[627] What the fuck, Doug?

[628] - Uh...\n- Like, what the fuck?

[629] Oh, um, I can give you guys\nback the 200.

[630] - I just thought that...\n- The 200?

[631] That was, like, a better...

[632] You really think I'm talkin'...

[633] ...about your shitty little gift\nright now?

[634] Are you that fuckin' far gone?

[635] Clearly, you are.

[636] - Okay.\n- Wow.

[637] Then what... hey,\ncan we just, like, relax for...

[638] Relax? You want me to relax?

[639] Those are children, Doug.

[640] I play tennis with over half\nthe moms at the country club.

[641] Do you realize what\nthis is gonna do to us?

[642] What?

[643] I don't know what\nyou're talkin'about.

[644] I haven't done anything, so...

[645] WOMAN 1: Oh my God!

[646] You're one of those people.

[647] You're one of those\ncrazy fuckin'people.

[648] What happened, Doug?

[649] I mean, I knew it was bad,...

[650] ...but this is some fuckin'\nDateline shit.

[651] I'm on a fuckin'\nDateline episode right now.

[652] I mean, she looks horrible.

[653] She looks like she was burnin'\na power plant or some shit.

[654] I don't think you're really\ngraspin'

[655] how disturbing this is.

[656] Yeah, I know she's\nnot the easiest on the eyes,...

[657] ...but it's...

[658] You won't even\ngive her a chance.

[659] WOMAN 1: Oh my God!

[660] (WOMAN CHUCKLING)

[661] - WOMAN 1: Oh...\n- Yeah, you won't even...

[662] - Did you even say hello?\n- WOMAN 1:...my God.

[663] I didn't see it.

[664] I mean, do you fuck that?

[665] Don't answer that.

[666] DOUG: Okay.

[667] I don't wanna be here if\nwe're not both welcome, so...

[668] But I'm gonna go talk\nto Layla before I go.

[669] I don't give a fuck\nwhat you do, Doug.

[670] And I... you know, I...

[671] Never mind.

[672] MAN 3: He's been like this\nfor a long time.

[673] He's just sick, sweetie.

[674] And he has been for a while.

[675] We've all known it.

[676] And sick people\njust need help.

[677] They need smart doctors\nand medicine.

[678] (GIRL WHINING)

[679] MAN 3: And you know what?

[680] We're gonna get him\nall of that.

[681] The smartest doctors in town.

[682] GIRL: But...

[683] I, uh...

[684] I cried in front of my friends\nso bad.

[685] MAN 3: Hey, hey, hey, hey.

[686] Everyone cries.

[687] It feels good to cry.

[688] And you know what?

[689] You had every right to.

[690] It's your party,\nyou can cry if you want.

[691] You ever heard that song?

[692] Oh, it's a classic.

[693] (PEOPLE SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)

[694] (SCREAMING)

[695] Get the fuck\nout of my house!

[696] Come on, baby.\nYou got this, okay?

[697] Just 40 minutes.

[698] (TIRES SCREECHING)

[699] DOUG: Just stay with me.

[700] (CAR REVVING)

[701] DOUG: We're almost there.

[702] (INSECTS CHIRPING\nIN BACKGROUND)

[703] DOUG: Okay. Almost there.

[704] Get you in the tub.

[705] What a fucking day.

[706] (GROWLS)

[707] DOUG: Settle down.

[708] We're at home.

[709] I'm just gonna\nput you right here.

[710] (THUNDER RUMBLING IN DISTANCE)

[711] (SHUTS AND LOCKS DOOR)

[712] (THUNDER RUMBLING IN DISTANCE)

[713] (GLASS SHATTERS)

[714] (GROWLS)

[715] (THUDDING)

[716] (CREATURE GROWLING)

[717] (CREATURE ROARING)

[718] (DOUG GRUNTING)

[719] (GROWLING)

[720] (YELLING)

[721] (SHRIEKING)

[722] (YELLING)

[723] (BANG)

[724] (CREATURE GROWLING)

[725] Hey, no!

[726] (ROARS)

[727] - (YELLS)\n- (PAN CLANGING)

[728] - (GROWLS)\n- (PAN CLANGING)

[729] (YELLS)

[730] Get out of here! Hey!

[731] (PAN CLANGING)

[732] - Sorry, just...\n- (PAN CLANGING)

[733] I don't wanna hurt you,\nbut you can't be here!

[734] (GROWLS)

[735] Let's go!

[736] (PAN CLANGING)

[737] (GROWLING)

[738] - (PAN CLANGING)\n- DOUG: Hey, hello!

[739] - (PAN CLANGING)\n- No more room! Let's go!

[740] (PAN CLANGING)

[741] Don't make me feel bad\nfor you!

[742] Get out of here!

[743] (PAN CLANGING)

[744] Come on!

[745] (HAMMERING)

[746] (POUNDING)

[747] So, um...

[748] ...whose family do\nyou think is worse, huh?

[749] Okay, yeah, you know,\nI... I get it.

[750] I get it. I messed up.

[751] I really messed up.

[752] I just reacted poorly,\nand I'm sorry.

[753] I was just trying to defend\nmyself...

[754] ...and yeah, I'm not proud of it,\nbut that's what happened.

[755] You know, honestly, I was also\ntrying to defend you because...

[756] ...you're still healing.

[757] Can you just look at me?

[758] Fuck.

[759] (PLATE CLINKS)

[760] (SIGHS)

[761] (HISSES)

[762] (YELLS)

[763] (HISSES, PANTS)

[764] You're a fish.

[765] I'm talking to a fuckin'fish.

[766] You wanna go? Just go.

[767] (PANTS)

[768] DOUG: You don't need me.

[769] (GATE CREAKING)

[770] (CARS WHOOSHING)

[771] "... is growing thin"

[772] (TIRES SCREECHING)

[773] "There's no warning signs\nwhen your life comes so fast"

[774] "And these are dark days\nhere, but you know..."

[775] (RON AND GATOR\nYELLING IN DISTANCE)

[776] (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION)

[777] - RON: Hey.\n- GATOR: Yeah.

[778] - RON: Hey.\n- GATOR: Yes.

[779] RON: You gotta be quick\nabout this one.

[780] GATOR: Yes, sir.

[781] RON: Daddy's got\nsome phone calls to make.

[782] GATOR: Hey, Dougy, Dougy,\nDougy, Dougy?

[783] (GATOR WHISTLING)

[784] GATOR: Holy shit.

[785] Holy shit.

[786] Daddy!

[787] RON: (INDISTINCT SPEECH)\ngoddammit!

[788] GATOR: Fuck, this bitch is...

[789] You... damn! Come on!

[790] RON: Come on, son!

[791] I'm fuckin'tryin'!

[792] RON: Goddammit!

[793] Fuck!

[794] (WATER DRIPPING)

[795] (WAVES CRASHING)

[796] (MAN SIGHING ON PHONE)

[797] MAN 3: (ON PHONE) She's not\nready to talk, Doug.

[798] Neither of them are.

[799] We're confused here. We're...

[800] DOUG: I know.

[801] MAN 3: (ON PHONE) It's...\nit's a lot to process.

[802] DOUG:\nCan you, uh....

[803] (DOUG SNIFFLES)

[804] DOUG: Can you just tell her\nI'm sorry?

[805] (MAN SIGHING ON PHONE)

[806] Please?

[807] MAN 3: (ON PHONE) Yeah.

[808] I can do that.

[809] (SOBS)

[810] And that goes to\nyou guys as well.

[811] MAN 3: (ON PHONE) Doug, look,\nwe wanna help you.

[812] Okay?

[813] Get you clean,\nand out of this.

[814] But you gotta play ball here,\nright?

[815] (BOTTLE RATTLES)

[816] (DOUG VOMITING)

[817] RON: (ON VOICEMAIL) Hey,\nit is Ron.

[818] You know what to do.

[819] (BEEP)

[820] RON: (ON VOICEMAIL)\nHey, it is Ron.

[821] - (THUMP)\n- Fuck!

[822] (THUMPING)

[823] Fuckin' bastard!

[824] Fuck!

[825] (THUMPING)

[826] (RINGING TONE)

[827] RON: (ON VOICEMAIL) Hey,\nIt is Ron.

[828] Fuck!

[829] RON: (ON VOICEMAIL) You know\nwhat to do.

[830] (BEEP)

[831] (KEYS JANGLING)

[832] (SIGHS)

[833] WOMAN 1: Hey, Doug.

[834] MAN 3: Um, you gave me\na little scare

[835] with that phone call earlier.

[836] Um...

[837] So we just wanna stop by\nand check in on you.

[838] And also,\nLayla wrote something

[839] she would like you to hear.

[840] DOUG: Okay, uh, do we ha...\ndo we have to do this

[841] right now, guys? Really?

[842] Doug, you're gonna\nlet her read it, okay?

[843] We know you're busy.

[844] DOUG: Okay, uh,\nI can't right now.

[845] I know how that sounds.\nI... I just...

[846] LAYLA: Daddy, please.

[847] I wrote you a poem. I...

[848] (PAPER RUSTLING)

[849] ... wrote it on the card\nyou gave me.

[850] WOMAN 1: Which was some pretty\ndisturbin' shit, by the way.

[851] Okay, Tina.

[852] That's not helping.

[853] Go ahead, honey.

[854] Doug, you wanna sit down?

[855] DOUG: No, okay? I... I can't.

[856] I rea... I gotta go.

[857] I rea... I gotta go.\n- Okay?\n- LAYLA: Daddy.

[858] - Okay?\n- LAYLA: Daddy.

[859] Can you sit down?

[860] (SIGHS)

[861] - Um...\n- Okay, stand up.

[862] Okay, it's called "I'm sorry".

[863] DOUG: Layla, please.

[864] Okay, you don't have\nto do this right now, right?

[865] LAYLA: "My daddy should\ncarry me on his shoulders,

[866] but I realize he can't\nas I've gotten older."

[867] Layla, please.

[868] "I'm the one who carries him,

[869] The dad who taught me\nhow to swim,...

[870] ...he's drowning deeper\nevery day,

[871] Mom's run out of words to say,\nbut not me."

[872] It's okay, baby. Go on.

[873] LAYLA: "I'm sorry that\nhe's feeling pain,

[874] I'm sorry that he's\nfilled with shame.

[875] I'm sorry that his\ndad was mean,

[876] sorry that he used to scream.

[877] I'm sorry that he went away\nbefore my daddy got to say,...

[878] ...he's to blame for\nall the shame,

[879] She's the reason for his pain.

[880] But, Daddy, something's\ngotta change,

[881] you're driving Mom\nand Keith insane.

[882] I love you, but you run away,...

[883] ...and I really need you here\nto stay."

[884] (LAYLA SOBS)

[885] MAN 3: We're here, Doug.

[886] You gotta make a decision\nright now, okay?

[887] Yeah.

[888] Layla,

[889] that was amazing.

[890] Yeah.

[891] That was... that was better\nthan anything

[892] I've ever written.

[893] As soon as Daddy gets back...

[894] LAYLA: Daddy, no. No, no!

[895] No, we can talk about\nall this, okay?

[896] - DOUG: Yes.\n- LAYLA: Daddy, no!

[897] - LAYLA: No!\n- DOUG: No.

[898] - DOUG: No, no, no, no, no, no.\n- LAYLA: No!

[899] - DOUG: It's okay.\n- LAYLA: No.

[900] - TINA: I don't think...\n- DOUG: Shh!

[901] It's okay. It's okay.\nIt's okay.

[902] All right?

[903] It's fine.

[904] I love you.

[905] LAYLA: Take it.\nI don't want it.

[906] - Doug, what...\n- MAN 3: Where you going, Doug?

[907] - TINA: Doug.\n- LAYLA: Daddy, don't go!

[908] - MAN 3: Doug.\n- TINA: Doug.

[909] LAYLA: Why?\nWhy can't you just stay?

[910] 'Cause Daddy's gotta\ngo save a fuckin'mermaid.

[911] (DOOR OPENS)

[912] - What?\n- Oh my God.

[913] (♪♪♪)

[914] (♪♪♪)

[915] Hello?

[916] (♪♪♪)

[917] (ZIPPER ZIPS)

[918] (♪♪♪)

[919] (♪♪♪)

[920] (PAPER RUSTLING)

[921] (♪♪♪)

[922] (♪♪♪)

[923] That's fucking weird.

[924] Yep.

[925] I'm so hungover.

[926] I have spare Adderall\nin my shoe.

[927] Yeah.

[928] Get it.

[929] (ZIPPER ZIPS)

[930] (MAN SIGHS)

[931] MAN 2: Listen, I...\nI don't wanna be this guy...

[932] ...but my girls are being paid\nby the hour here, brother.

[933] RON: That was your end\nof the deal, not mine.

[934] I don't even know\nwhy they're part of this.

[935] You wanted presentation.\nYou wanted a show.

[936] And that's what\nI'm giving you.

[937] It's... it's about comfort.

[938] It's about the buildup.

[939] It's about the vibe.

[940] And you really think that when\nthey leave here...

[941] ...they're gonna be thinkin'\nabout your trashy-ass girls...

[942] ...or the fuckin' vibe?

[943] I think I know entertainment,\nand I think I know how to rock...

[944] ...the socks off\na fuckin'audience.

[945] I think that's why you\ncame to me, right?

[946] No offense, Ron,\nbut right now...

[947] ...you're losin'them.

[948] I say fuck the no-shows.

[949] Fuck'em.

[950] Let them be sorry\nthey missed it.

[951] Let these vultures\nfight over their shit.

[952] Come on.\nTheir dicks are gettin'soft.

[953] You know better than this.

[954] All right.

[955] Okay.

[956] Now we're talkin'.

[957] - Let's do a bumpski.\n- RON: Okay.

[958] Kick this shit off.

[959] It's yours.\nYou know, it's smooth.

[960] RON: Yeah.

[961] (SNORTS)

[962] Fuck.

[963] (GRUNTS)

[964] MAN 2: You were thirsty, brother.

[965] (SNIFFLES)

[966] Fuck.

[967] All right. Fuck it. (SNORTS)

[968] Mic's hot.\nLet's give'em a show.

[969] (KEY CLUNKS)

[970] Come on!

[971] (GOLF CART WHIRRING)

[972] (TASER ZAPPING)

[973] I wanna thank all y'all\nfor comin'out here tonight...

[974] ...on such short notice.

[975] We sort of threw this thing\ntogether...

[976] ...real quick, so thank you.

[977] Thank you for\nbearin'with us here.

[978] I just want to say that, uh,\nsome of y'all are my friends.

[979] Others are associates that\nI've sold some party favors...

[980] ...to over the years,\nif you get my drift.

[981] (CHUCKLES)

[982] And, uh...

[983] Well, anyway, uh,\nthe rest of you,

[984] I've... I've only admired\nfrom afar.

[985] And, uh, I just want to tell you\nhow much it means to me that...

[986] ...I have some of\nthe most powerful men...

[987] ...in the Sunshine State\nin one room.

[988] - MAN 5: Ron.\n- RON: Yeah.

[989] What the fuck are\nwe doin' here, man?

[990] Well, that's a good question.

[991] You're like,

[992] "Why has this motherfucker\nbrought me out here...

[993] ...in this shitty-ass titty bar\non a Tuesday night?

[994] Well, all that is\nabout to be revealed.

[995] But first, let me\nask you a question.

[996] What do you give to a man...

[997] ...who has it all?

[998] (POP)

[999] "She knows how to rock"

[1000] (CAP RATTLES)

[1001] "See my baby\n(INDISTINCT LYRICS)"

[1002] (GULPS)

[1003] "She knows how to rock"

[1004] I want you to bear in mind\nthat this room could be filled...

[1005] ...with the top marine biologists in\nthe country, maybe even the world...

[1006] ...holdin'up their little nerdy\nnotepads, askin'us how we did it.

[1007] Walter Disney himself...

[1008] ...who let me tell you right now,\nis rollin'in his grave...

[1009] ...because he missed out\non this shit.

[1010] But you know what?

[1011] He's dead.

[1012] And the scientists?

[1013] Well, they weren't\nfuckin' invited!

[1014] (CHUCKLES)

[1015] RON: Okay.

[1016] Bring up the bubbles!

[1017] Let's get her wet, brother.

[1018] (WALKIE-TALKIE BEEPS)\nCopy, copy, here she comes.

[1019] You ready, baby girl?

[1020] (GRUNTS)

[1021] (GOLF CART WHIRRING)

[1022] What's good, Doug?

[1023] Hey, I gotta...\nI gotta get inside, okay?

[1024] Nah, dog, I can't.

[1025] Skip's doin'\nsome private event.

[1026] Think it's like some\nsex shit or somethin'.

[1027] Oh shit!

[1028] Come on, stand up, all right?

[1029] Let's go, come on.

[1030] - Fuck.\n- Sorry, dog.

[1031] Uh...

[1032] GUARD: I'm not droppin'\nmy weed, Doug.

[1033] Fuck you, Doug.

[1034] - Fuckin'weirdo.\n- (STRIPPER CHUCKLING)

[1035] GUARD: Yo, he's fuckin' crazy.

[1036] DOUG: Sit down, all right?\nSit down!

[1037] Call the cops.\nSkip said no cops.

[1038] Doug, what the fuck\nare you doing?

[1039] Okay, uh...

[1040] How many guys are in there?

[1041] I... I don't know. Like, 10.

[1042] And the scary guy\nin the tank room.

[1043] What are they doing?

[1044] - What are they doing?\n- I don't know!

[1045] It's, like, an auction\nor a charity event

[1046] or some shit.

[1047] We had to sign NDAs.

[1048] Shut up! (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

[1049] DOUG: I'm goin' in there.

[1050] No, fuck you.\nYou're gonna get us all fired.

[1051] Like you got get me fired?

[1052] For writing you\na fucking poem?

[1053] Fuck you, Trixie!

[1054] RON: Gentlemen, feast your eyes\nand grab onto your sacks...

[1055] ...because you're about to\nwitness aquatic history!

[1056] RON: Come on, now.

[1057] That ain't a fuckin'dolphin.

[1058] That's a real fuckin'deal.

[1059] This is history in the makin',\ny'all.

[1060] Come on now.

[1061] Don't insult me, fellas.

[1062] Let's go.

[1063] (TAKES A DRAG)

[1064] "It's all wrong"

[1065] "But it's all right"

[1066] (TAKES A DRAG)

[1067] "The way I feel\nwhen I'm with you"

[1068] - DOUG: No!\n- Stop!

[1069] Stop!

[1070] Get up.

[1071] Get up now!

[1072] GATOR: You sure\nthat's what you want?

[1073] DOUG: Yeah, get up right now!

[1074] GATOR: John fuckin'\nMcClane now, huh?

[1075] DOUG: Put your hands\non your head!

[1076] Okay, Douglas.

[1077] "It's all wrong"

[1078] (GUNSHOT)

[1079] "But feels so right"

[1080] (THUD)

[1081] RON: Come on, fellas!

[1082] Groove with me.

[1083] (INDISTINCT SPEECH)

[1084] Come on!

[1085] GATOR: Oh, you better\nthink quick, dude.

[1086] I get them darts\nfrom Russia in bulk.

[1087] It only takes about three minutes\nto kill a full-grown polar bear.

[1088] And about a minute\nfor a gator.

[1089] (THUDDING)

[1090] (INDISTINCT LYRICS)

[1091] So, you really went\nthrough all my shit, man, huh?

[1092] Really?

[1093] (GUN HAMMER CLICKS)

[1094] GATOR: You do know that's\nmy airsoft gun, don't you?

[1095] "You rest your head"

[1096] Yeah.

[1097] (THUD)

[1098] "On my pillow"

[1099] Fuckin'dipshit.

[1100] "I fall asleep"

[1101] You feel that accuracy\nin your neck, hmm?

[1102] Hmm.

[1103] State ranked bitch,\nfour years runnin'.

[1104] (GUNSHOTS)

[1105] Oh!

[1106] (CHUCKLES)

[1107] GATOR:\nYeah, that's right, boy.

[1108] You know, Daddy did always tell me\nyou got the dumb from your mama.

[1109] He said she was dumb as shit.

[1110] But her tits were nice enough\nto keep coming back for her.

[1111] Big, beefy naturals.

[1112] Town fuckin'pumps.

[1113] Whoa, hey,\ndon't get me started, player.

[1114] (CHUCKLES)

[1115] Oh.

[1116] Well, I guess Daddy was right,\nyou do take after your mama.

[1117] You know...

[1118] ...this kinda reminds me\nof last night...

[1119] ...with your little friend\ndown there.

[1120] Uh, I just had to...

[1121] But you know what I'm\ntalkin' about, don't you?

[1122] Come on, we're\na couple Eskimo brothers.

[1123] "To be by my side"

[1124] "With help from each other"

[1125] (WALKIE-TALKIE BEEPS)

[1126] GATOR: Yeah, I had a little,\nuh, company up here...

[1127] ...but, um, I took care of it.

[1128] Who?

[1129] (WALKIE-TALKIE BEEPS)

[1130] GATOR: (ON WALKIE-TALKIE)\nDoug Nelson.

[1131] Shit.

[1132] RON: Come on. Come on.

[1133] You got more money, man.

[1134] (WALKIE-TALKIE BEEPS)

[1135] RON: Let's go.

[1136] What do you say, fellas?

[1137] We're groovin'now.

[1138] Chill the fuck out.

[1139] I didn't say I killed the fucker.

[1140] I said I took care of him.

[1141] Hit him with a tranq\nright in the...

[1142] (WALKIE-TALKIE BEEPS)

[1143] "I hope I will find"

[1144] You got anything stronger?

[1145] GATOR: Motherfucker!

[1146] (TASER ZAPPING AND GATOR GRUNTING)

[1147] MAN 2: What the fuck\ndid I say?

[1148] I had one thing.

[1149] No one gets in here.

[1150] No one gets in here.

[1151] Someone got in here.

[1152] That's on you.

[1153] Now I got a fucking\nmess on my hands.

[1154] TRIXI: Yeah, you do.

[1155] What's that supposed to mean?

[1156] RON: All right, come on.\nWe're groovin' here, fellas.

[1157] Don't tease me, fellas.

[1158] Come on.

[1159] 1.5 million.

[1160] Come on, fellas.

[1161] Oh.

[1162] Well, that ain't good.

[1163] (ROARS)

[1164] (DESTINY GROWLING)

[1165] What the fuck?

[1166] (GATOR SCREAMING)

[1167] Oh, fuck it.

[1168] God damn it.

[1169] (SPLASH)

[1170] (GROWLS)

[1171] (DESTINY MUNCHING)

[1172] I'm sorry.

[1173] "Like a candle in the darkness"

[1174] "Baby, your love"

[1175] "Is a lie"

[1176] MAN 6: 2 mil.

[1177] Cash.

[1178] Tonight.

[1179] Um...

[1180] Sold. Uh...

[1181] Skip, can you, uh...

[1182] Can you help Mr. Morris\nwith the paperwork?

[1183] Yeah.

[1184] Actually, I think everyone's\ngonna need to sign somethin'.

[1185] "There's a place\nfor unfaithful lovers"

[1186] (RON SIGHS)

[1187] "Unfaithful lovers like me"

[1188] "I cried for you today"

[1189] (SLURPS)

[1190] "A million miles away"

[1191] "For I'm living\non the isle of misery"

[1192] "Days are long\nand the nights are so lonely"

[1193] "Oh, what I'd give\njust to be"

[1194] "In your heart once more"

[1195] RON: Oh, good.

[1196] Good, good, good.

[1197] Well, none of this\nis good, actually.

[1198] I guess the money's good,\nthough, right?

[1199] Yeah, the money's good.

[1200] But you know what I mean?

[1201] Do you know what I mean?

[1202] It...

[1203] ...could have been good.

[1204] Could have been just fine.

[1205] You could have lived out\nyour sad little life...

[1206] ...and I could have\nlived out mine.

[1207] How's that for a fuckin' poem,\nDougy?

[1208] (LAUGHS)

[1209] Yeah, yeah,\nbut I'm glad you're awake.

[1210] Yeah, I'm glad you're awake.

[1211] So you could see\nwhat I plan on doing to you.

[1212] (SNORTS)

[1213] Pooh!

[1214] (SIGHS)

[1215] Don't you wanna know what\nI plan on doing to you, Dougy?

[1216] (SNIFFLES)

[1217] Huh?

[1218] Don't you wanna know\nwhat I plan on doing to you?

[1219] All right.

[1220] I'm gonna take you way...

[1221] ...out into the water.

[1222] Then, I'm gonna shoot you\nright in the back of the head.

[1223] Boom!

[1224] (LAUGHS)

[1225] "Did someone ever say goodbye\nto someone"

[1226] No.

[1227] No, no, no, no, no.

[1228] I'm gonna shoot you\nin the dick first.

[1229] So you can feel it.

[1230] Like my boy felt it.

[1231] Yeah.

[1232] You know, I never...

[1233] I've never killed a man\nbefore.

[1234] Uh, not that you're quite\na man, but... but a person.

[1235] You know what I mean.

[1236] I've roughed a guy up\na couple times, but it's...

[1237] It's never been\nthis necessary.

[1238] Yeah.

[1239] (SNIFFLES, SIGHS)

[1240] Your daddy would kill me.

[1241] Yeah, because I kinda...

[1242] I got these butterflies\nin my belly.

[1243] (RON CHUCKLES)

[1244] I'm really kinda\nfuckin'excited.

[1245] (SNIFFLES)

[1246] RON: Yeah.

[1247] Yep.

[1248] (SNIFFLES)

[1249] Let's play.

[1250] "All gassed up and ready to go"

[1251] "Layin'low in Mexico"

[1252] (GRUNTS)

[1253] "When I needed you most"

[1254] "Oh, you never were there"

[1255] "When I wanted to kiss you"

[1256] "And hold you ever so close"

[1257] "You were never around"

[1258] "When I needed you most"

[1259] (BOTTLE RATTLING)

[1260] (LAUGHS)

[1261] (CRIES)

[1262] (DOOR OPENS)

[1263] (RON PANTS)

[1264] "... how I feel"

[1265] "To someone who hurt me"

[1266] - RON: Well, you sneaky little fuck!\n- (THUMP)

[1267] (RON GRUNTS)

[1268] (CORK SQUEAKS AND POPS)

[1269] (RON GULPING)

[1270] "Someday you'll be lonely"

[1271] (RON GRUNTING)

[1272] (KEYS JANGLING)

[1273] (RON GRUNTS AND PANTS)

[1274] (RON GRUNTING)

[1275] (PANTS)

[1276] You see that big bad ass boat\nover there?

[1277] Huh?

[1278] That's the Sorcha.

[1279] That's the...

[1280] That's the biggest boat\nin town.

[1281] That's where...

[1282] That's where your\nlittle fishy gal is right now.

[1283] I thought...

[1284] I thought you were\na kinky bastard, but...

[1285] ...you know what that guy\nwho bought her...

[1286] ...what's he gonna do to her?

[1287] You are not gonna\nbelieve this.

[1288] He said...

[1289] ...he's not gonna fuck her.

[1290] He's not even gonna kiss her.

[1291] He's gonna eat her.

[1292] (CHUCKLES)

[1293] He's gonna eat her\nraw and slow.

[1294] Ah.

[1295] I mean, think about that.

[1296] Talk about disposable income.

[1297] (SIGHS, GROANS)

[1298] I think it's about...

[1299] ...it's about\ndinner time right now.

[1300] What do you, little man?

[1301] You ready?

[1302] I've been ready\nfor a long time.

[1303] How about you?

[1304] Ah.

[1305] (GUN HAMMER CLICKS)

[1306] I'm ready.

[1307] I'm ready.

[1308] DOUG: You sure?

[1309] You're walkin'a little funny\njust now.

[1310] I found your stash, Ron.

[1311] Green bag.

[1312] When you ingest\na large amount of heroin...

[1313] ...it only takes...

[1314] (RON AND DOUG GRUNTING)

[1315] (GUNSHOT)

[1316] (THUD)

[1317] (RON GRUNTING)

[1318] (GAGGING)

[1319] (RON GROANS)

[1320] (SPLASH)

[1321] (GAGGING)

[1322] Looks like I finally\nfound my feet!

[1323] (GRUNTING)

[1324] (SPLASH)

[1325] (DRINK POURING)

[1326] (SNIFFS)

[1327] (GAGS)

[1328] (GULPS)

[1329] Mm-hmm.

[1330] (DRINK POURING)

[1331] (BOTTLE CLINKS)

[1332] (ICE RATTLES)

[1333] Buen provecho, Señor.

[1334] Wait...

[1335] ...can you remove that,\num...

[1336] Of course.

[1337] Of course.

[1338] (DESTINY SNARLS)

[1339] (LAUGHS)

[1340] CHEF: Is there anything else\nI can get you, sir?

[1341] Some olive oil\nor music, perhaps?

[1342] No, the ocean sounds\njust fine.

[1343] CHEF:\nOf course. Please enjoy.

[1344] (INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER)

[1345] (DESTINY ROARING)

[1346] (GROWLS)

[1347] (MUNCHES)

[1348] (DESTINY WHINING)

[1349] (SHRIEKS)

[1350] (SCREAMS)

[1351] Oh! Oh!

[1352] Ch... Chuy!

[1353] Chuy, get back out here!

[1354] No me gusta.

[1355] (DESTINY SHRIEKING)

[1356] MR. MORRIS: Chuy! Hey!

[1357] Put that thing back in.

[1358] (DESTINY SHRIEKING)

[1359] (GAGGING)

[1360] (PANTS)

[1361] MR. MORRIS: Jesus,\nwhy did that take so long?

[1362] I'm sorry, sir. Truly.

[1363] MR. MORRIS: No, no, no.\nDon't...

[1364] Don't apologize.\nIt was my mistake.

[1365] I'm sorry that I thought

[1366] I could give the crew a day off,\nand that you could

[1367] ...prepare my dinner on your own,\nbut...

[1368] (CUTLERY CLINKING)

[1369] CHUY: It won't happen again.

[1370] How does it taste?

[1371] Chewy.

[1372] Si, Señor.

[1373] MR. MORRIS: No, it...\nit tastes chewy.

[1374] You know, it's bland.

[1375] Um, can you get me\nsome olive oil?

[1376] And maybe that, uh,\nthat salsa that you made?

[1377] - CHUY: Of course.\n- MR. MORRIS: Just bring 'em both.

[1378] Can I help you?

[1379] Ah!

[1380] You're the, uh...

[1381] ...guy who made that big mess\nlast night, right?

[1382] I got all your money.

[1383] It's right here.

[1384] (THUD)

[1385] MR. MORRIS: Oh.

[1386] (CUTLERY CLINKING)

[1387] What's your name?

[1388] Doug.

[1389] MR. MORRIS: Doug.

[1390] Okay, Doug.

[1391] I'm gonna try to\nexplain this as best I can.

[1392] I always say that to guys who look\nand carry themselves like you...

[1393] ...because, you know,\nthis is goin'to go fast.

[1394] And you need to do your best\nto try to keep up with me.

[1395] Okay, Doug?

[1396] You know, I... I've been around\nthis globe numerous times.

[1397] I've slept everywhere that\na man could possibly sleep.

[1398] I fucked everything that\na man could possibly fuck.

[1399] And until last night...

[1400] ...well, I thought I\nhad eaten everything.

[1401] Think I get it.

[1402] Don't interrupt me, please.

[1403] Here's my point.

[1404] No matter how many places\nI've been...

[1405] ...I always manage to come back\nto Florida.

[1406] Do you wanna\nknow why that is?

[1407] Not really.

[1408] MR. MORRIS: Yeah,\nit's the only place on earth...

[1409] ...that can still kinda\nsurprise me.

[1410] You know, one night you\ncould be in a porta potty...

[1411] ...snortin'PCP...

[1412] ...out of some young P\nuerto Rican guy's asshole...

[1413] ...who can't afford\nto pay the rent.

[1414] And then...

[1415] ...two nights later, you could be\nsittin' on a beautiful boat...

[1416] ...watching the sun go down...

[1417] ...feasting on a... a mermaid...

[1418] ...who tastes like shit.

[1419] (GAGS)

[1420] MR. MORRIS: And then a guy\nlike you shows up.

[1421] He's got a bag of money\nand a loaded gun.

[1422] And, well...

[1423] ...I have no idea\nwhat happens next.

[1424] And that's what makes me\nkeep coming back.

[1425] Chuy...

[1426] ...can you show\nthis man off of my boat?

[1427] Chuy.

[1428] (GUN HAMMER CLICKS)

[1429] MR. MORRIS: Chuy.

[1430] Lo siento.

[1431] (CHUCKLES)

[1432] Okay.

[1433] (PANTS)

[1434] MR. MORRIS: I'll tell you\nwhat, um...

[1435] ...you can keep the money,\nno strings.

[1436] You can go out\nand you can buy yourself...

[1437] ...some fuckin' jet skis, okay?

[1438] Whatever it is you people\nwaste your money on.

[1439] And, um, if you wanna\nshoot me...

[1440] ...why don't you just go ahead\nand fuckin'do it already...

[1441] ...all right?

[1442] You know, spare me all this\nmelodramatic fucking bullshit.

[1443] Wow.

[1444] (MR. MORRIS CLAPPING)

[1445] Good dog.

[1446] He listens and he learns.

[1447] He can communicate.

[1448] So can they.

[1449] (CREATURE GROWLING)

[1450] Motherfucker.

[1451] (SNARLS)

[1452] (MR. MORRIS GRUNTING, SCREAMING)

[1453] (SCREAMS)

[1454] (SNARLS)

[1455] (SCREAMING)

[1456] (SNARLS)

[1457] (SCREAMING)

[1458] (HISSES)

[1459] (CREATURE GROWLING\nAND MR. MORRIS GROANING)

[1460] (CREATURE SHRIEKING)

[1461] (MR. MORRIS GROANS)

[1462] Fucking Florida.

← Back to timeline